Joan Rivers Impersonator & Look Alike
Can We Tawk? Helene as “Joan” is chock full of acerbic barbs aimed at Hollywood celebs (“If Cher has one more face lift, she’s gonna need a gynecologist to do her dental work!”) including, herself (“I’m so lifted, these bumps on my chest are my knees!”), and gentle jokes for your guests, who will feel like radiant stars as “Joan” has them do a spin on the red carpet for all of admiring America.
Never at a loss for words in that distinctive, gravelly voice;- and guaranteed faaaaabulous fun for all. “Joan” can also act as Host/Emcee for your other Entertainers, Speakers, Auctions or Award Presentations, adding lots of humor and sparkle to your Party, or Corporate Event. Or, have “Joan” host a good-natured, custom “roast” of your CEO or other Guest of Honor, based on information supplied in advance.
Can We Tawk?
The Mouth of Malice, the Princess of Plastic Surgery, and More Tucks Than a Motel Bed Sheet!
THE VIXEN OF VENOM!
“The guests absolutely loved you! You made everyone laugh and feel special. You were the tawk of the event and all are still raving about you! You were true, top-notch, red carpet material in that hot red dress. Not only did you look fabulous and do your part perfect but you were a pleasure to work with.”
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Helene is blessed with an amazing quick wit and a “rubber” voice. “Joan” is just one of several dead-on impersonations that have earned her a reputation as one of the best in the industry. “Joan” can do up to two hours of stand up comedy, incorporating her signature self-deprecating humor, general humor, topical humor and subject matter suited just to your event.
“Helene aka joan- can we tawk? Can i just tell you how fabulous you were? Well the guests absolutely loved you! You made everyone laugh and feel special. You were the tawk of the event and all are still raving about you! you were true, top-notch, red carpet material in that hot red dress. Not only did you look fabulous and do your part perfect but you were a pleasure to work with. We are so thrilled to have had you be a big part of darrens bar mitzvah comedy central! We hope you had as much fun being there as we did having you. If you ever need a recommendation I would be glad to give you one with flying colors! Keep on tawking! Hope you will be part of our next Shindig.”
(Mother of Bar Mitzvah Boy)
“Helene was a total professional and a delight to work with. Her impersonation was right on the money and oh-so-funny! Everyone – guests, residents and staff – has been raving about her since ‘Joan’ made her appearance for the grand opening of our new wing. She made the event so much fun for all. I would highly recommend Helene as ‘Joan’. We can’t wait to have her back again, maybe as ‘Cher’ next time!”
Director, Longwood at Oakmont
Helene is the real deal’. You can hire her with confidence.”
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See Helene as preeminent Cher Impersonator – “Almost CHER” – www.almostcher.com
LIVE Vocals (including all of Cher’s greatest hits from the 60s to the present, FABULOUS Replica Costumes, Audience INVOLVEMEMT, FUN for all!